Colin Cowherd of The Herd on ESPN Radio had the following to say yesterday about the UVA Football program...
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Excerpt:
"UVA football is the softest bunch of cream-puff bow-tie wearing bree-cheese-eating, Nascar-wearing wussies I've ever seen in my life. There's not a softer bunch of cookie dough eatin weenies than the UVA football program. Those guys wear make-up to games. That is the biggest bunch of fru fru dacari drinking non-alcoholic beer chuggin weenies I've ever seen in my life. Dude, you want to know the most popular drink at tailgating at UVA football...? Zima!"
It's nice to know that my prior hypothesis about University of Virginia Football is being backed by the experts. Keep reading for more great quotes and a funny exchange between Colin and a UVA fan...
Another highlight was the exchange with a UVA fan who ADMITS they'd rather be a softie than a "redneck". So easily forgotten that most of the students at VT are from NoVA (and Newport News).
UVA Fan: "I'd rather be a softie from UVA than a redneck from Virginia Tech"
Colin: "I wouldn't. I'd rather win football games and that's why you're not committed. They'd rather win football games, you'd rather be sophisticated. Go like baseball loser. [Mockingly: 'I'd rather be a sophisticate than a redneck.'] I'd rather win football games weenie! That's why you're no threat in big college football. Cause you'll wanna watch Anderson Cooper on CNN. Congratulations, you're very sophisticated. Good luck with that Chardonnay. But Virginia Tech would walk right up and punch you in the neck."
Ok. one more highlight:
Colin: "At the end of the day you're nuttin'. Under-achieving, cookie-dough, ascot-wearing brand-muffin-eating weenie."
